Sports
I’d Rather ________ Than be a Bruins Fan
Leading up to Saturday night's game, we played a game of our own on the Patch Facebook pages to see how far people would go before becoming a sworn Blackhawks enemy.
We are in the throes of Stanley Cup fever and we should embrace it.
I think we should also embrace a really good opportunity to creatively and playfully mock our Boston opposition in our quest for the large trophy.
A simple challenge was put on the Orland Park and Palos Patch Facebook pages.
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“Fill in the blank: I’d rather __________ than be a Bruins fan.”
Here are what people offered:
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Christy Dominguez I'd rather be covered in tarantulas then be a Bruins fan!!!!
Nicole Bitzer I'd rather drive a Ford then be a Bruins fan.
John Morrissey I'd rather sit through a Barry Manilow concert than be a Bruins fan.
Alan Perkaus Think that Little Caesar’s has great tasting pizza.
Adam Alex I’d rather eat a homeless man’s puke then be a Bruins fan.
Monica Miller I’d rather lick the floor of the UC after a Hawks game than be a Bruins fan.
Tracy Westwater Drive from 143rd to 159th on LaGrange Road in the construction on a Saturday afternoon than be a Bruins fan.
Rebecca Wilson I'd rather become a Cubs fan than be a Bruins fan.
Go Hawks! Go Sox!
Barb Fennessy I'd rather have oral surgery then be a Bruins fan.
And last but not least, my answer:
Orland Park Patch and Palos Patch I'd rather be a Sox fan than a Bruins fan.
Tell us your suggestions in the comments.
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