Southland Savvy
Crime-n-Shame: 'Big' Time Arrest at the Grocery Store
This week in law and disorder, courtesy of the Southland's police blotter.
Two Things to Pump You Up: Is that a Monster energy drink in your pocket, Seamus, or are you just happy to see us? Seamus P. Scanlan, 21, of the 15600 block of New England Avenue in Oak Forest, was arrested and charged with retail theft Jan. 7 after he was caught leaving the store with two Monster energy drinks in his pants — and several packets of Extenze penis enlargement pills. Living on Oatmeal and Abuse: 53-year-old Chicago Heights woman told police on Jan. 4 that the man she lives with and pays rent to has called her "dirty names" for two years. The woman said she can't concentrate enough to get a job because the man calls her names. She also told police the man eats all the food in the house and she only gets oatmeal. On this …
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joshua
7:46 pm on Monday, January 16, 2012
Two Things to Pump You Up: I wonder if this kid knows that these items need to be injested. Living on Oatmeal and Abuse: Oatmeal is good for your system. Ask the "critic". A Love Like No Other: OK. I can't help myself. Was he buying a Jag-u-are?, A Hummer? A Mini? A Willys (jeep), A Yu-go? Or A Toy-ota from the victim? Gun Safe, Sock Drawer — It’s All the Same: Wait a minute......Gun Sock? Not to… more ›