Add a Punchline to Our Rudolph and Santa Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Sclarey, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Doctor and Bear comic:

Whew!?! Its only terminal cancer. I thought you were gonna tell me I had to move to Wisconsin.

Robert Ray December 20, 2012 at 05:01 AM
With your nose so, bright I, could read this menu at night!
Matt O. December 20, 2012 at 11:41 AM
Santa: "Would you look at that, they're all out of Dasher soup, Dancer chops, Prancer steaks, Vixen livers, Comit spaghetti, cubed Cupid , Donner dinners and Blitzen fries. I wonder what else is on the menu?"
Tom wallace December 20, 2012 at 04:13 PM
Look, everything on the menu is a BUCK.
Stephen Lewis December 20, 2012 at 10:40 PM
I don't care if venison IS the special of the day! I am not a cannibal.
Tracy Westwater December 21, 2012 at 02:54 PM
"I TOLD you the world wasn't going to end. Since the elves are in Hawaii, looks like its GIFT CARDS for everyone!"


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