Add the Punchline to Our Bear Comic
If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized proof.
Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
Congratulations to Leda Brunzie, who provided this winning punchline to last week's comic:
That's what happens when I catch you surfing the web during business hours!
Kenneth Munro
8:04 am on Wednesday, December 7, 2011
Don't fear. We traded Carlos for him.
Adam
8:26 am on Wednesday, December 7, 2011
Not to worry Ma'am. He's the backup.
Tony
9:13 am on Wednesday, December 7, 2011
I am ashamed to admit this , but I am a Chicago bears fan.
Amanda A
10:24 am on Wednesday, December 7, 2011
His name is Lucky. Had him since '85... thinkin' of getting a cub for him to play with. Eh, well there's always next year.
Ben Feldheim
2:46 pm on Wednesday, December 7, 2011
I'm training our new offensive lineman.
Jon Georgis
3:28 pm on Wednesday, December 7, 2011
I wouldn't be too afraid. He only put up three points against the Chiefs. How dangerous could he be?
John Natanek
3:35 pm on Wednesday, December 7, 2011
Teddy here is a going away gift for Jerry Angelo, or a German command away from removing him from Halas Hall. Busy Busy Busy......Hey you wouldn't happen to know where Kenny Williams lives?
Colleen
3:57 pm on Wednesday, December 7, 2011
He is taking Cutler's place.
Leda
4:49 pm on Wednesday, December 7, 2011
Don't worry ma'am he's harmless. I just picked him up from Lovie Smith, he doesn't have an offensive or defensive bone in his body.
Bridgette Outten
1:18 pm on Friday, December 9, 2011
Yep...I literally lol'd. Nice.
Nancy Jane
6:53 pm on Wednesday, December 7, 2011
We need a quarterback not a kicker!
Chris
12:37 pm on Thursday, December 8, 2011
I went to the shelter and asked for a dog. This is what they gave me.
Darlene Barajas
1:52 pm on Thursday, December 8, 2011
We have to find him a new trainer he doesn't seem to be his "monsterly" self lately.
Michael
3:28 pm on Thursday, December 8, 2011
Your dog's name is Charmin?! Why don't you walk with us; we're heading into the woods.
Carrie M.
7:54 pm on Thursday, December 8, 2011
He was much smaller as a puppy.
Carrie M.
7:59 pm on Thursday, December 8, 2011
A Bear? Not really. Inside he's a poodle.
Steve Burke
10:03 pm on Thursday, December 8, 2011
Hi. I'm Rod's lawyer, and this is NOT a bear suit.
Chester A. Arthur
11:32 pm on Thursday, December 8, 2011
He got hit with a franchise tag.
Joel
7:34 am on Friday, December 9, 2011
I'm giving him to Tim Tebow for Christmas.
Shelia Porter
8:50 am on Friday, December 9, 2011
He even picks up his own poop.
Shelia Porter
Lorraine Swanson
12:17 pm on Friday, December 9, 2011
Bulls eye, Shelia.