Add a Punchline to Our Kangaroo Cartoon
If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.
Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
Congratulations to Tom Wallace for the winning punchline to last week's Cow Hospital cartoon:
Nope, the milk isn't supposed to be chocolate. Let's make sure they took the right sample.
Frank
6:51 am on Wednesday, February 20, 2013
And you thought I was kidding you when I said some day they'll use us for punching bags
Danielle Krall
8:02 am on Wednesday, February 20, 2013
With gas prices as high as they are dear, this is really the only way to get around these days.
Diana
8:27 am on Wednesday, February 20, 2013
Frank, don't you think it time the kids left home and lived on their own?
James
8:52 am on Wednesday, February 20, 2013
That's not what I meant when I said "oh baby let's go do the hop."
Bob Laird
12:33 pm on Wednesday, February 20, 2013
Same deaf genie that turned me into a cow last week. I said I wanted a Maserati, not marsupial.
medic
12:53 pm on Wednesday, February 20, 2013
XD
medic
12:51 pm on Wednesday, February 20, 2013
Aw-shucks, honey! Once again, we think alike! For Valentine's Day, I see we got each other the same gift! I really do love you!
Jon Voight
1:22 pm on Wednesday, February 20, 2013
These are too dumb for words.
TheSkipperToo
1:27 pm on Wednesday, February 20, 2013
The County Fair went all out on the sack races this year!
Kate Doyle
5:25 pm on Wednesday, February 20, 2013
This is the last time we pick up hitch hikers
medic
5:57 pm on Wednesday, February 20, 2013
Funny too!
LADY EAGLES #1 FAN
3:49 pm on Thursday, February 21, 2013
This Groupon for Australian boxing lessons sucks!
Ryan Fitzpatrick
4:13 pm on Thursday, February 21, 2013
I like the timely relevance of this one.
Pam laub
4:31 am on Friday, February 22, 2013
We need a new travel agent! I said we wanted a cosy room not a cosy 'roo.
TOUGH ON THE INSIDE
8:39 am on Friday, February 22, 2013
This is great! We're blending right in and no one has any idea we're from out of town!
Mike S
9:14 am on Friday, February 22, 2013
I know it's not exactly your idea of a Segway dear, but Happy Birthday anyway !!
Kristen
12:21 pm on Saturday, February 23, 2013
"Did you just graduate from college too?"
Lauren Hastings
3:59 pm on Sunday, February 24, 2013
Kangaroo 1- So I'm thinking we should empty out our pouches more often..
Kangaroo 2- Agreed! When I put this in my pouch he said his name was Joey, now he insists on going by Joseph
Tom
10:10 am on Monday, February 25, 2013
"I love Men at Work. How did you know?"