Add a Punchline to Our New Year Cartoon
If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.
Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
Congratulations to Christy for the winning punchline to last week's Dog Gift Return cartoon:
I asked for a warm fluffy hat not a hat named "Fluffy"
James Tiernan
6:59 am on Wednesday, January 2, 2013
I feel like Monte Hall.
Frank
7:02 am on Wednesday, January 2, 2013
Well did anybody consult the myan calendar to see how the year is to be?
Joel
7:07 am on Wednesday, January 2, 2013
Who replaced the "Escape from 2012 sign?"
Frank S.
7:31 am on Wednesday, January 2, 2013
Behind this door is our SELF GRATIFYING CONGRESS (again).
Miguel
9:10 am on Wednesday, January 2, 2013
Ahhhh... You did bring protection right!?!?!
minnie ha ha
12:23 pm on Wednesday, January 2, 2013
Crystal Harris, 2013 is a stick-on, just like our marriage. Hef
Kagey
1:12 pm on Wednesday, January 2, 2013
Might as well go in...can't be any worse than 2012.
Joseph Schalasky
2:58 pm on Wednesday, January 2, 2013
See Maggie! The Democrats said they would make spending cuts and they did! No more engraved room designators for these guys! That Fiscal Cliff is Long behind us!
Hendrick Von Lichtenstein
3:28 pm on Wednesday, January 2, 2013
" it's going to be another long year filled with stupid punchlines on the Patch"
Patrick Newp
11:21 pm on Wednesday, January 2, 2013
I told you when we changed our last name to a number, it would pay off.
Joan
7:43 am on Thursday, January 3, 2013
I hope this is the first of many instances this year in which you will take me into your mouth.
Tom
4:57 pm on Thursday, January 3, 2013
Fine, this is the last time I book a hotel on Priceline.
Bob Ellis
11:49 pm on Thursday, January 3, 2013
Let's see, we're middle-class, we're employed in the private sector, we're conservative, we collect assault weapons..... I don't want to go in there. It can't be a good year!